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'''Resoniting under the influence''' (RUI) refers to using Resonite while under the influence of an unusual state of mind or various substances. It is generally recommended to avoid RUI at all costs as it may lead to ''funny'' situations with the community.

{{ note | Doing RUIs is generally unhealthy and not recommended in any way, even if funny | warning }}

The following list contains examples of what a RUI can be:

# Use of alcohol in a session (also called a "European session on a Friday night")
# Encountering [[Anomaly:007]] too many times
# Abusing [[ProtoFlux:Value_Constant_Lerp|Lerp]]
# Uncooked [[Gloopie]] consumption
# Too many [[Plugins]]
# Get rotated idiot
# Lack of cheese
# Extreme lack of [[Wikipedia:Sleep|Sleep]]
# "I got to get this edit in despite not having the source material in front of me"
# Reading too many [[:Category:Satire|satire articles]] on this wiki. ''(But they're funny though...)''
#* ''Editing satire articles is also known to cause RUIs.''
# Submitting bug reports that are duplicate or with missing information and no logs

== Tips & Tricks ==

=== Avoiding RUI ===

Avoiding RUIs requires you to be careful about your surroundings and be aware of what is happening at all times.
Remember, good friends don't let friends do RUIs.

=== FAQ ===

: My friend is doing a RUI, what can I do for them?

This is most unfortunate, but thanks to modern science, we do have a reliable way to stop RUIs.
For this, you will need to sacrifice three [[Wikipedia:Mango|Mangos]] on a Thursday, between 23:12 and 01:22.

: I am currently doing a RUI, how do I stop it?

Ask for a friend to do the steps provided in the previous point.

: I don't have any friends, how can I do?

You can try spinning very fast, but the results of that method aren't reliable.

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