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Also known as the '''Brown Poop incident'''. It occurred on 6th June 2024 (06/06/2024) when the creator of Resonite; Frooxius replied to a message of ProbablePrime. | Also known as the '''Brown Poop incident'''. It occurred on 6th June 2024 (06/06/2024) when the creator of Resonite; Frooxius replied to a message of ProbablePrime<ref>The message on Discord (requires account) https://discord.com/channels/1040316820650991766/1154514007479287942/1248108353360494643 </ref>. | ||
[[File:Prime Resonite Name.png|alt=Discord message from Probable Prime. It reads: I didn't really like any of the names we picked, but I kept in mind the universal truth about names which is... you get used to them. Resonite is a super fucking cool name these days.|thumb|Primes message on the topic of the Resonite name]] | |||
[[File:The Start pf Brown Poop.png|alt=Discord message from Frooxius in reply to ProbablePrime. It reads: I'm a bit late to the discussion, but when I was talking with our lawyer, one thing I found really funny that he mentioned to me about trademarks - what matters most is how trademarkable name is - people will get used to it. He said that you could call something "Brown Poop" and if you build a good product with it, people will be like "That's OUR Brown Poop!" and build attachment to it. If your name is hard to trademark and/or to defend, then you can't use it in one region or in another and the naming is very inconsistent in different regions, that hurts the general recognition (plus dealing with trademark infringements can be expensive).|thumb|Frooxius's reply, and the catalyst of this whole mess.]] | |||
== Events == | == Events == | ||
He started with a past discussion of him with his lawyer about the name of the platform. Then, that's when the eldritch horror's name was uttered; '''Brown Poop'''. Frooxius didn't know the consequences of his action but it was too late. The user known as Reviver which on the surface, they were your usual player of Resonite but when the name '''Brown Poop''' was uttered by Frooxius, They became something that even the likes of the creator could never imagined, they became known as the entity, '''Shitter.''' | He started with a past discussion of him with his lawyer about the name of the platform. Then, that's when the eldritch horror's name was uttered; '''Brown Poop'''. Frooxius didn't know the consequences of his action but it was too late. The user known as Reviver which on the surface, they were your usual player of Resonite but when the name '''Brown Poop''' was uttered by Frooxius, They became something that even the likes of the creator could never imagined, they became known as the entity, '''Shitter.''' | ||
Its first course of action was to transform Gloopie dazzling chromatic color of the spectrum into the awful color of poop. | Its first course of action was to transform [[Gloopie]] dazzling chromatic color of the spectrum into the awful color of poop. | ||
[[File:Brown poop.png|alt=Resonite Logo with the "Resonite" text changed to "brown poop", and the color of the gloopie now a gradient of brown.|thumb|The Brown Poop logo]] | |||
It then showed off its creation to the discussion channel. The user Draconas Rayne was unfortunate enough to witness the creation on the channel and they became corrupted by the power of '''Brown Poop'''. All of their individuality was gone. They started to spread their ideology | It then showed off its creation to the discussion channel. The user Draconas Rayne was unfortunate enough to witness the creation on the channel and they became corrupted by the power of '''Brown Poop'''. All of their individuality was gone. They started to spread their ideology of '''Brown Poop''' to Frooxius. | ||
Frooxius; even as the creator of Resonite was too, corrupted by '''Brown Poop'''. Frooxius's corrupted mind caused him to rename the systems of the visual coding language of Resonite; Protoflux. Calling the wire '''intestines.''' Other users on the channel were able to resist the influences of '''Brown Poop''' but they were traumatized by the words being uttered by the affected users. | Frooxius; even as the creator of Resonite was too, corrupted by '''Brown Poop'''. Frooxius's corrupted mind caused him to rename the systems of the visual coding language of Resonite; [[ProtoFlux|Protoflux]]. Calling the wire '''intestines.''' Other users on the channel were able to resist the influences of '''Brown Poop''' but they were traumatized by the words being uttered by the affected users. | ||
When it was all over, '''Brown Poop's''' influences over the affected users dissipated and it left the server. The channel was in ruin and it will never recover from the destruction caused by '''Brown Poop.''' This anomaly page serves as a reminder to never utter the name, '''Brown Poop.''' | When it was all over, '''Brown Poop's''' influences over the affected users dissipated and it left the server. The channel was in ruin and it will never recover from the destruction caused by '''Brown Poop.''' This anomaly page serves as a reminder to never utter the name, '''Brown Poop.''' | ||
=== Brown Poop's Secret Influence === | |||
On a rare chance a player opens up the '''New Component''' for an object, they may find a peculiar component colored in brown called the '''Poop Sprinkle''' component at the very bottom. The addition of this component to an object would seem like a normal particle system but this component is far more worse than it seems. When a player attaches this component to an object, they will notice something weird happening to their object, all of the textures will disappear should it have it and all the materials will convert to a sewage brown. All of the functionality of the object will be disabled under the effect of the '''Poop Sprinkle''' component. The object will begin to spew out '''Brown Poop''' particles to the surrounding area. Any assets nearby that comes into contact of a '''Brown Poop''' particle will automatically have the '''Poop Sprinkle''' component attached to it. The '''Poop Sprinkle''' will begin to spread to everything on the player's world, converting everything into '''Brown Poop'''. Should the '''Poop Sprinkle''' comes into contact with the player, they will begin to experience all of the above and moving slower and slower, eventually coming under the influence of the '''Poop Sprinkle''' component. If the player tries to escape when the conversion process is happening, any world they join will be affected by the '''Poop Sprinkle''' on the player. Thus, spreading '''Brown Poop''' to the Resonite Universe. | |||
'''Brown Poop's''' still resides within the Resonite Universe, waiting for those unfortunate enough to call upon its awakening through the '''Poop Sprinkle''' component. | |||
=== Quarantine Procedures === | |||
# Should a player see the '''Poop Sprinkle''' component on their '''New Component folder,''' Do Not Attach it to the object at any reason! | |||
# If the component is already affecting an object, use the Dev Tool to delete it. Be Quick! The effects of the '''Poop Sprinkle''' component occur very quickly. | |||
# If a player joins with '''Poop Sprinkle''' particle coming out of them, either delete the avatar of the player or ban them from the session and delete assets near the player if they were affected. | |||
[[Category:Anomaly]] | |||
Latest revision as of 03:37, 8 October 2024
- This article is satire, it doesn't represent reality and is designed to provide humor or entertainment.
Also known as the Brown Poop incident. It occurred on 6th June 2024 (06/06/2024) when the creator of Resonite; Frooxius replied to a message of ProbablePrime[1].
Events
He started with a past discussion of him with his lawyer about the name of the platform. Then, that's when the eldritch horror's name was uttered; Brown Poop. Frooxius didn't know the consequences of his action but it was too late. The user known as Reviver which on the surface, they were your usual player of Resonite but when the name Brown Poop was uttered by Frooxius, They became something that even the likes of the creator could never imagined, they became known as the entity, Shitter.
Its first course of action was to transform Gloopie dazzling chromatic color of the spectrum into the awful color of poop.
It then showed off its creation to the discussion channel. The user Draconas Rayne was unfortunate enough to witness the creation on the channel and they became corrupted by the power of Brown Poop. All of their individuality was gone. They started to spread their ideology of Brown Poop to Frooxius.
Frooxius; even as the creator of Resonite was too, corrupted by Brown Poop. Frooxius's corrupted mind caused him to rename the systems of the visual coding language of Resonite; Protoflux. Calling the wire intestines. Other users on the channel were able to resist the influences of Brown Poop but they were traumatized by the words being uttered by the affected users.
When it was all over, Brown Poop's influences over the affected users dissipated and it left the server. The channel was in ruin and it will never recover from the destruction caused by Brown Poop. This anomaly page serves as a reminder to never utter the name, Brown Poop.
Brown Poop's Secret Influence
On a rare chance a player opens up the New Component for an object, they may find a peculiar component colored in brown called the Poop Sprinkle component at the very bottom. The addition of this component to an object would seem like a normal particle system but this component is far more worse than it seems. When a player attaches this component to an object, they will notice something weird happening to their object, all of the textures will disappear should it have it and all the materials will convert to a sewage brown. All of the functionality of the object will be disabled under the effect of the Poop Sprinkle component. The object will begin to spew out Brown Poop particles to the surrounding area. Any assets nearby that comes into contact of a Brown Poop particle will automatically have the Poop Sprinkle component attached to it. The Poop Sprinkle will begin to spread to everything on the player's world, converting everything into Brown Poop. Should the Poop Sprinkle comes into contact with the player, they will begin to experience all of the above and moving slower and slower, eventually coming under the influence of the Poop Sprinkle component. If the player tries to escape when the conversion process is happening, any world they join will be affected by the Poop Sprinkle on the player. Thus, spreading Brown Poop to the Resonite Universe.
Brown Poop's still resides within the Resonite Universe, waiting for those unfortunate enough to call upon its awakening through the Poop Sprinkle component.
Quarantine Procedures
- Should a player see the Poop Sprinkle component on their New Component folder, Do Not Attach it to the object at any reason!
- If the component is already affecting an object, use the Dev Tool to delete it. Be Quick! The effects of the Poop Sprinkle component occur very quickly.
- If a player joins with Poop Sprinkle particle coming out of them, either delete the avatar of the player or ban them from the session and delete assets near the player if they were affected.
- ↑ The message on Discord (requires account) https://discord.com/channels/1040316820650991766/1154514007479287942/1248108353360494643