User:989onan/Things 989onan Isnt Allowed To do

This article is satire, it doesn't represent reality and is designed to provide humor or entertainment.

Things 989onan isn't allowed to do, due to the horrible situations it can create

1. Attaching random uncategorized components to "See what happens"
2. Show you a thing that "Crashes the game" (Trust me it's cool)
3. Show you something "Absolutely horrid"
4. Explain flux to someone who just started Resonite
5. Test a beta mod in a public session
6. Introduce new users without supervision
7. Show anything to do with "Nuking" without explaining how and what
8. To integrate an Avali to his mind without anyone else knowing. (Last time that happened the Avali was stuck in there for 15 days)
9. Anything involving "A lot of flux"
10. He is not allowed to Delete root
    1. No not even if we're trying to crash the session
11. When he has an idea involving anything on this list, run.
12. 989onan is not allowed to remake Thundaga for Resonite
    1. The performance is not worth it just don't
    2. Even if "It will make new players play the game more"
    3. Even if "I can make it better than ever before"
13. Anything to do with, "I have an extremely stupid idea"
14. Anything to do with allowing "Jane" to introduce themselves to a new user
15. Anything requiring him to "Kick someone" using full body
16. To make anything using "ref hacking"
17. Don't allow 989onan to test a new tool a new weapon a new world ANYTHING