Anomaly:5005

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Also known as the Brown Poop incident. It occurred on 6th June 2024 (06/06/2024) when the creator of Resonite; Frooxius replied to a message of ProbablePrime[1].

Discord message from Probable Prime. It reads: I didn't really like any of the names we picked, but I kept in mind the universal truth about names which is... you get used to them. Resonite is a super fucking cool name these days.
Primes message on the topic of the Resonite name
Discord message from Frooxius in reply to ProbablePrime. It reads: I'm a bit late to the discussion, but when I was talking with our lawyer, one thing I found really funny that he mentioned to me about trademarks - what matters most is how trademarkable name is - people will get used to it. He said that you could call something "Brown Poop" and if you build a good product with it, people will be like "That's OUR Brown Poop!" and build attachment to it. If your name is hard to trademark and/or to defend, then you can't use it in one region or in another and the naming is very inconsistent in different regions, that hurts the general recognition (plus dealing with trademark infringements can be expensive).
Frooxius's reply, and the catalyst of this whole mess.

Events

He started with a past discussion of him with his lawyer about the name of the platform. Then, that's when the eldritch horror's name was uttered; Brown Poop. Frooxius didn't know the consequences of his action but it was too late. The user known as Reviver which on the surface, they were your usual player of Resonite but when the name Brown Poop was uttered by Frooxius, They became something that even the likes of the creator could never imagined, they became known as the entity, Shitter.

Its first course of action was to transform Gloopie dazzling chromatic color of the spectrum into the awful color of poop.

Resonite Logo with the "Resonite" text changed to "brown poop", and the color of the gloopie now a gradient of brown.
The Brown Poop logo

It then showed off its creation to the discussion channel. The user Draconas Rayne was unfortunate enough to witness the creation on the channel and they became corrupted by the power of Brown Poop. All of their individuality was gone. They started to spread their ideology of Brown Poop to Frooxius.

Frooxius; even as the creator of Resonite was too, corrupted by Brown Poop. Frooxius's corrupted mind caused him to rename the systems of the visual coding language of Resonite; Protoflux. Calling the wire intestines. Other users on the channel were able to resist the influences of Brown Poop but they were traumatized by the words being uttered by the affected users.

When it was all over, Brown Poop's influences over the affected users dissipated and it left the server. The channel was in ruin and it will never recover from the destruction caused by Brown Poop. This anomaly page serves as a reminder to never utter the name, Brown Poop.