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Item Name: jvyden
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures
jvyden is to be allowed to freely roam Resonite sessions as they wish, excluding sessions containing Glavin or other users with ████. In such cases, they must be chaperoned by a separate Resonite Moderator or Mentor.
Their public folder, particularly the "Dumb Stuff" subfolder, must be inspected on a monthly basis for any content deemed to be too dumb for the Resonite community.
Do not feed their cookies to players considered to be tiny.
Do not ask them how to solve ProtoFlux:Feven.
Description
jvyden is a sentient humanoid creature that frequently joins public sessions. They notably lack any fur on their body, excluding their fox-like ears and tail. Instead, a layer of pale skin is visible. █████████ ███████████ists have run studies on this entity and have discovered traces of ████ in jvyden's brain activity.
This subject's head displays several anomalous features. Primarily, their head is entirely removable and replaceable, but doing so will enrage them. The head will function as normal, completely independently from the host body. This does not seem to cause them pain, rather the enragement is caused by disorientation. Further testing is required.
Their head also has a cookie snapped to the hair. While this initially might look like a form of decoration, this is an edible, infinitely regenerating cookie. Analysis of cookies taken from the subject's hair shows high amounts of protein. When interviewed about this, the subject called this anomaly "lice cookies."
In most circumstances, they are shown to be passive, docible, and sometimes even helpful or beneficial. When in an idle state they will peruse the GitHub Issue Tracker and Resonite Wiki for things to provide information for or work on, as they reportedly have a high amount of experience in C# and find FrooxEngine internals fascinating.
Addendum jvyden-1: Resonite-adjacent Projects
- Gloobie: A custom from-scratch renderer written in Zig and a fork of SDL_GPU. They work on it along with Lyris.