Ask Command
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The /ask command was added in update 2026.4.1.11 (April Fools update)
If you send the resonite bot the command /ask followed by a question, then it will answer.
It seemingly chooses a answer at random from a list of predefined answers and can also insert unique parts like the username of the asking user or the question itself. The replaceable parts will be marked like this: [Username]
The question you ask seems to be put into [Question] without the last question mark.
This list might not be 100% complete as the awnswers seem to be chosen at random. Mint Shock has sent 100's of ask commands to the resonite bot to maxemize the chance of documenting most of them.
| Answer | Comment |
|---|---|
| <size=10%>[Question]</size> | This will relay back the question in tiny writing |
| I don't think anybody knows the answer to that | |
| Why would you expect me to know the answer to that? | |
| Let me ask [TeamMember] real quick... | [TeamMember] will be replaced be a name of a Resonite team Member.
Confirmed Options: Decoy, Cyro, Ryuvi, CanadianGit, Prime, Gawdl3y, Chroma, Rue, Nex, J4, Aegis, Bob, Veer, Dante, Froox, Rusty |
| Let me get back to you once I figure that out | |
| Your typing is a bit too quiet, can you type a bit louder please? | |
| Perhaps? | |
| Nice. | |
| I wish more people asked me that... | |
| [Color] <br><br>Sorry, I thought you were asking me what my favorite color was. | [Color] > Replaced by a color and. Confirmed options: Blue, Red, Purple, NaN (That one might actually be a bug), Orange, Green, Magenta, Gray, White, Black, Cyan, Yellow |
| Ask me again [TimeSpan]. | [TimeSpan] van be replaced by: "in 5 minutes.", "in 10 minutes", "in an hour", "in 2 hours", "in 6 hours", "tomorrow", "in a week", "next year" |
| I thought you'd never ask [Username]! | |
| [RandomString] <br><br>Sorry, cat ran across my keyboard. | [RandomString] is a String of random Characters consisting of numbers 0-9 letters a-z, A-Z and some other characters like: ";",
Example: "4t308ugasl;kfjhsavclas;ljkhdfgaaljk<br><br>Sorry, cat ran across my keyboard.", "mhlnkjfgyfdolikgxyvhvdsf sfdkljwhe<br><br>Sorry, cat ran across my keyboard." Editors note: These don't actually seem to be fully random. There seems to be a limited set of premade keysmashes. |
| That question makes me angry for no reason! | |
| As little language model, I don't know anything. You shouldn't ask me questions. | |
| Hmm... | |
| If I knew answer to that, I would definitely not tell you. | |
| If I knew, I'd tell you. | |
| You should already know the answer to that. | |
| Ask [Platform] instead? | [Platform] can be replaced by:
"on Reddit", "on BSky", "in Discord" |
| Now, what do YOU think is the answer to [Question] is? | |
| I don't know if anyone really knows. | |
| Let me ask you a question instead! Why would you ask me anything? | |
| It's about time you asked me that! | |
| I'm not gonna answer that. | |
| I thought you already knew that! | |
| You'll need to find answer to that question on your own. | |
| I don't know about that, but you just lost the game. | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game) |
| That's <MSGM> SIR! OR MA'AM! | Editors Note: No clue what the <MSGN> tag does. |
| I don't know anything about that. | |
| You're on your own with that one... | |
| I think so. I might be wrong though. | |
| Sorry, I don't really feel like answering questions at this moment. | |
| I don't know about that, but did you know there's furries on this platform? | |
| What do you think the answer is, [Username]? | |
| I don't really want to answer that. | |
| That's a sad question. | |
| Cože? Já teď mluvím jen česky. | Translated with Google Translate: "What? I only speak Czech now." |
| That's an eloquent question. I wish I had eloquent answer. | |
| "[Question]?" you say? | |
| I have a whole array of responses to pick for that question! Unfortunately you got this one. | |
| I'm sworn by secrecy on that one. | |
| Sometime between now and the heat death of the universe | |
| Sorry I zoned out. Can you repeat that? | |
| Sorry, what was that? | |
| If this is the first time you asked me a question and you got this response, consider yourself lucky. | |
| I have no idea what you just asked me. | |
| Have you tried Binging it? <size=50%>Wait... is Bing even a thing still? As Little Language Model I don't know anything, I don't even know what time it is. | |
| [Question]!? | |
| [Question]? [Question] indeed! | Example:
What is your favourite color? What is your favourite color indeed! |
| It's 6 past 7. Sorry, I thought you were asking me what the time is. | |
| Can I get a hint? | |
| I wish people would stop asking me that. | |
| [Username], you should already know the answer to that. | |
| I'm gonna tell Froox you asked me that. | |
| [Username]... [Username]... [Username]... That is the question indeed. | Example: "Mint_Shock... Mint_Shock... Mint_Shock... That is the question indeed." |
| Sorry, I got distracted by a butterfly. Were you saying anything? | |
| 7 | |
| Why are questions? | |
| Maybe. Maybe not. | |
| Why would you ask me that? | |
| How did you think of that question? | |
| Maybe? | |
| I think that's unlikely. But I don't know much. | |
| How very kind of you to ask me that! | |
| The answer to that question would surprise you! In fact, it'd surprise you so much that I don't want to risk telling you in case you don't like surprises. | |
| You'd like to know that, wouldn't you? | |
| The answer to that is out there | |
| Hmm... I'll have to think about that... | |
| I think you know more about that than I do. | |
| It can be likely. Unless it's not. | |
| It's about time someone had the guts to ask that! | |
| I'm having really hard time with that question. | |
| That really makes you think. | |
| Sorry, I can't think right now | |
| I know the answer, but I promised not to tell anyone. | |
| I'll give it a [high/low] chance. | |
| Let me get this straight, your question is: [Question]? | Example: "Let me get this straight, your question is: What is your favorite color?" |
| Sorry, I'm kinda dizzy right now | |
| <size=200%>AAAH!</size> Sorry, you spooked me, I thought I was alone. | |
| As a Little Language Model, I can guarantee you my responses will be 100 % non-commital and vague. | |
| Sorry, there was some echo, I couldn't understand what you were asking. | |
| I don't know. I'm just a bot. | |
| I saw a video about that, but I can't find it... | |
| I wish I knew... | |
| Forget that. Let's get some ice cream instead. | |
| I want to say [yes/no], but I don't know if I should. | |
| I don't know about that, but I know that Glitch is a very cute cat. | This is in Reference to Froox's Friend. It's a running gag that Froox calls Glitch cute and them getting annoyed / shy about it. |
| As a Little Language Model I need to remind you that I'm incapable of answering any questions. | |
| It's funny you ask that. | |
| That's difficult to say. | |
| If only I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that... | |
| I don't know. | |
| I wish I knew... I wish I knew anything at all. | |
| Huh? Osaan tällä hetkellä vain suomea. | Traslated from Finnish using Google Translate: "Huh? I only speak Finnish at the moment." |
| If I knew answer to that, I'd be a rich person. | |
| seme? tenpo lon, mi ken toki pona taso | Translated from Toki Pona using a online translator: "I can only speak Toki Pona at the time." |
| I don't know much about that topic. | |
| <i>[Question]?</i> | Just returns the Question but it gets displayed in italics.
Example: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet? |
| You know the answer to that already, you just have to admit it to yourself. | |
| That's an interesting question. | |
| Absolutely not. Actually maybe yes... I can't decide | |
| YES! Wait... No? One of those. | |
| Can you hold on please? Someone else is asking me a lot of questions right now. | |
| Sorry I wasn't paying attention, what did you ask? | |
| I never thought I'd hear that from you [Username] | |
| I think the answer is somewhere between -Infinity and +Infinity | |
| Sorry, can you rephrase that question? | |
| Sorry I fell asleep. What was your question again? | |
| That's hard to say. | |
| I'm thinking... Nope, I got nothing. | |
| Umm... Maybe? | |
| [Question]?<br><size=90%>[Question]?<br><size=90%>[Question]?<br><size=90%>[Question]?<br><size=90%>[Question]?<br><size=90%>[Question]?<br><size=90%>[Question]? | Repeats the question 7 times. Each time it gets repeated, it will me smaller by 10% |
| Can I call a friend for that one? | |
| I read about that in a book once, but I can't remember... | |
| Now where did I hear that question before? | |
| I will have to mull on that. | |
| Hein? Je peut que parler français | Translated from French using Google Translate: "Huh? I can only speak French." |
| Wie bitte? Ich kann jetzt nur noch Deutsch sprechen. | Translated from German: "Excuse me? I can only speak German now." |
| https://googlethatforyou.com?q=%5B[Question] | Example: https://googlethatforyou.com?q=How do I download Resonite
This website is often used as an answer on forums like for example Reddit if the OP asks a question that has the answer in the top google results |
| Sorry the power went out. I lost everything. | |
| I'm no the right person to ask that. In fact, I'm not a person at all! | |
| You'd be surprised how [few/many] people asked that exact question! | |
| I'm not really good at answering questions, sorry... | |
| [Question]<br><b>[Question]??!?!</b> | Recreation:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet? Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet??!?! |
| Thank you for that question. | |
| I don't know about that, but you're definitely cute. | |
| I don't know about that, but I know that you should give Glitch some bread | This is in Reference to Froox's Friend. |
| Search deep within your mind and you'll know the answer. | |
| That's a secret. | |
| Forget that. Would you be down for pizza? | |
| Sorry, I don't speak English right now. | |
| I think that can be solved by Cheese | |
| If I knew answer to that, I'd win a nobel prize. |
Special cases:
If you send a command, not ending in a question mark, then you get this response:
That's not a question! Questions end with question mark, I know that much.