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Mr Cron, also known as John Cronson, is the process generating translations on the Resonite Wiki.
In May 2024, Mr Cron was sick and couldn't generate pages for translations for a while as there was a configuration error[1].
Doctor PJB cured Mr Cron[2]
In May 2025, User:ProbablePrime falsely accused Mr Cron of being broken again.[3]. Mr Cron was entirely innocent and very upset.
police body cam voice In May 2025, ProbablePrime falsely accused mr cron of being responsible for thumbnails not working, you won't expect what happens next dubstep, weird noises, flashes of guns, horror violin noise, red screen, fade to black, pay wall—ProbablePrime, May 2025
In June 2025, one of Mr. Cron's brothers Mr. Cron was failing to maintain Yellow Dog Man Studio's Next Cloud User:ProbablePrime resurrected Mr Cron.