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The /ask command was added in update 2026.4.1.11 ([[April Fools]] update)

If you send the [[resonite bot]] the command /ask followed by a question, then it will answer.

{{Note|Spoiler warning: This section contains a list of all discovered responses. Some players might find it more fun discover the responses themselves.|warning}}

It seemingly chooses a answer at random from a list of predefined answers and can also insert unique parts like the username of the asking user or the question itself. The replaceable parts will be marked like this: [Username]

The question you ask seems to be put into [Question] without the last question mark.

This list might not be 100% complete as the awnswers seem to be chosen at random. [[User:Mint Shock|Mint Shock]] has sent 100's of ask commands to the [[resonite bot]] to maxemize the chance of documenting most of them.
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!Answer 
!Comment
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|<size=10%>[Question]</size>
|This will relay back the question in tiny writing
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|I don't think anybody knows the answer to that
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|Why would you expect me to know the answer to that?
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|Let me ask [TeamMember] real quick...
|[TeamMember] will be replaced be a name of a [[Resonite team]] Member.
Confirmed Options: [[User:Decoy|Decoy]], [[User:Cyro|Cyro]], [[Ryuvi]], [[CanadianGit]], [[User:ProbablePrime|Prime]], [[User:Gawdl3y|Gawdl3y]], [[User:Chroma|Chroma]], [[User:RueShejn|Rue]], [[Nexulan|Nex]], [[User:J4|J4]], [[User:Aegis Wolf|Aegis]], [[BobTheGood|Bob]], [[Veer]], [[Dante]], [[User:Frooxius|Froox]], [[User:Rustybot|Rusty]]
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|Let me get back to you once I figure that out
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|Your typing is a bit too quiet, can you type a bit louder please?
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|Perhaps?
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|Nice.
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|I wish more people asked me that...
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|[Color] <nowiki><br></nowiki><nowiki><br></nowiki>Sorry, I thought you were asking me what my favorite color was.
|[Color] > Replaced by a color and. Confirmed options: Blue, Red, Purple, NaN (That one might actually be a bug), Orange, Green, Magenta, Gray, White, Black, Cyan, Yellow 
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|Ask me again [TimeSpan].
|[TimeSpan] van be replaced by: "in 5 minutes.", "in 10 minutes", "in an hour", "in 2 hours", "in 6 hours", "tomorrow", "in a week", "next year" 
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|I thought you'd never ask [Username]!
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|[RandomString] <nowiki><br></nowiki><nowiki><br></nowiki>Sorry, cat ran across my keyboard.
|[RandomString] is a String of random Characters consisting of numbers 0-9 letters a-z, A-Z and some other characters like: ";",
Example: "4t308ugasl;kfjhsavclas;ljkhdfgaaljk<nowiki><br></nowiki><nowiki><br></nowiki>Sorry, cat ran across my keyboard.", "mhlnkjfgyfdolikgxyvhvdsf sfdkljwhe<nowiki><br></nowiki><nowiki><br></nowiki>Sorry, cat ran across my keyboard."   

Editors note: These don't actually seem to be fully random. There seems to be a limited set of premade keysmashes. 
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|That question makes me angry for no reason!
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|As little language model, I don't know anything. You shouldn't ask me questions.
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|Hmm...
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|If I knew answer to that, I would definitely not tell you.
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|If I knew, I'd tell you.
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|You should already know the answer to that.
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|Ask [Platform] instead?
|[Platform] can be replaced by:
"on Reddit", "on BSky", "in Discord" 
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|Now, what do YOU think is the answer to [Question] is? 
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|I don't know if anyone really knows.
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|Let me ask you a question instead! Why would you ask me anything?
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|It's about time you asked me that!
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|I'm not gonna answer that.
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|I thought you already knew that!
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|You'll need to find answer to that question on your own.
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|I don't know about that, but you just lost the game.
|https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)
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|That's <MSGM> SIR! OR MA'AM!
|Editors Note: No clue what the <MSGN> tag does. 
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|I don't know anything about that.
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|You're on your own with that one...
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|I think so. I might be wrong though.
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|Sorry, I don't really feel like answering questions at this moment.
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|I don't know about that, but did you know there's furries on this platform?
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|What do you think the answer is, [Username]?
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|I don't really want to answer that.
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|That's a sad question.
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|Cože? Já teď mluvím jen česky.
|Translated with Google Translate: "What? I only speak Czech now." 
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|That's an eloquent question. I wish I had eloquent answer.
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|"[Question]?" you say?
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|I have a whole array of responses to pick for that question! Unfortunately you got this one.
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|I'm sworn by secrecy on that one.
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|Sometime between now and the heat death of the universe
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|Sorry I zoned out. Can you repeat that?
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|Sorry, what was that?
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|If this is the first time you asked me a question and you got this response, consider yourself lucky.
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|I have no idea what you just asked me.
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|Have you tried Binging it? <size=50%>Wait... is Bing even a thing still? As Little Language Model I don't know anything, I don't even know what time it is.
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|[Question]!?
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|[Question]? [Question] indeed! 
|Example:
What is your favourite color? What is your favourite color indeed!
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|It's 6 past 7. Sorry, I thought you were asking me what the time is.
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|Can I get a hint?
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|I wish people would stop asking me that.
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|[Username], you should already know the answer to that.
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|I'm gonna tell Froox you asked me that.
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|[Username]... [Username]... [Username]... That is the question indeed.
|Example: "Mint_Shock... Mint_Shock... Mint_Shock... That is the question indeed." 
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|Sorry, I got distracted by a butterfly. Were you saying anything?
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|7
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|Why are questions?
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|Maybe. Maybe not.
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|Why would you ask me that?
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|How did you think of that question?
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|Maybe?
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|I think that's unlikely. But I don't know much.
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|How very kind of you to ask me that!
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|The answer to that question would surprise you! In fact, it'd surprise you so much that I don't want to risk telling you in case you don't like surprises.
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|You'd like to know that, wouldn't you?
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|The answer to that is out there
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|Hmm... I'll have to think about that...
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|I think you know more about that than I do.
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|It can be likely. Unless it's not.
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|It's about time someone had the guts to ask that!
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|I'm having really hard time with that question.
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|That really makes you think.
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|Sorry, I can't think right now
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|I know the answer, but I promised not to tell anyone.
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|I'll give it a [high/low] chance.
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|Let me get this straight, your question is: [Question]?
|Example: "Let me get this straight, your question is: What is your favorite color?" 
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|Sorry, I'm kinda dizzy right now
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|<size=200%>AAAH!</size> Sorry, you spooked me, I thought I was alone.
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|As a Little Language Model, I can guarantee you my responses will be 100 % non-commital and vague.
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|Sorry, there was some echo, I couldn't understand what you were asking.
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|I don't know. I'm just a bot.
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|I saw a video about that, but I can't find it...
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|I wish I knew...
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|Forget that. Let's get some ice cream instead.
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|I want to say [yes/no], but I don't know if I should.
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|I don't know about that, but I know that Glitch is a very cute cat.
|This is in Reference to Froox's Friend. It's a running gag that Froox calls Glitch cute and them getting annoyed / shy about it. 
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|As a Little Language Model I need to remind you that I'm incapable of answering any questions.
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|It's funny you ask that.
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|That's difficult to say.
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|If only I had a dollar for every time someone asked me that...
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|I don't know.
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|I wish I knew... I wish I knew anything at all.
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|Huh? Osaan tällä hetkellä vain suomea.
|Traslated from Finnish using Google Translate: "Huh? I only speak Finnish at the moment." 
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|If I knew answer to that, I'd be a rich person.
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|seme? tenpo lon, mi ken toki pona taso
|Translated from Toki Pona using a online translator: "I can only speak Toki Pona at the time." 
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|I don't know much about that topic.
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|<nowiki><i>[Question]?</i></nowiki>
|Just returns the Question but it gets displayed in italics.
Example:
''Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet?''
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|You know the answer to that already, you just have to admit it to yourself.
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|That's an interesting question.
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|Absolutely not. Actually maybe yes... I can't decide
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|YES! Wait... No? One of those.
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|Can you hold on please? Someone else is asking me a lot of questions right now.
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|Sorry I wasn't paying attention, what did you ask?
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|I never thought I'd hear that from you [Username] 
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|I think the answer is somewhere between -Infinity and +Infinity
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|Sorry, can you rephrase that question?
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|Sorry I fell asleep. What was your question again?
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|That's hard to say.
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|I'm thinking... Nope, I got nothing.
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|Umm... Maybe?
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|[Question]?<nowiki><br></nowiki><size=90%>[Question]?<nowiki><br></nowiki><size=90%>[Question]?<nowiki><br></nowiki><size=90%>[Question]?<nowiki><br></nowiki><size=90%>[Question]?<nowiki><br></nowiki><size=90%>[Question]?<nowiki><br></nowiki><size=90%>[Question]?
|Repeats the question 7 times. Each time it gets repeated, it will me smaller by 10%[[File:Ask Command Smaller and smaller Text.png|thumb]]
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|Can I call a friend for that one?
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|I read about that in a book once, but I can't remember...
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|Now where did I hear that question before?
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|I will have to mull on that.
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|Hein? Je peut que parler français
|Translated from French using Google Translate: "Huh? I can only speak French." 
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|Wie bitte? Ich kann jetzt nur noch Deutsch sprechen.
|Translated from German: "Excuse me? I can only speak German now."
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|<nowiki>https://googlethatforyou.com?q=%5B</nowiki>[Question]
|Example: [https://googlethatforyou.com?q=How&#x20;do&#x20;i&#x20;download&#x20;Resonite https://googlethatforyou.com?q=How do I download Resonite] 
This website is often used as an answer on forums like for example Reddit if the OP asks a question that has the answer in the top google results
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|Sorry the power went out. I lost everything.
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|I'm no the right person to ask that. In fact, I'm not a person at all!
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|You'd be surprised how [few/many] people asked that exact question!
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|I'm not really good at answering questions, sorry...
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|[Question]<nowiki><br></nowiki><nowiki><b>[Question]??!?!</b></nowiki>
|Recreation:
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet?
'''Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet??!?!'''
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|Thank you for that question.
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|I don't know about that, but you're definitely cute.
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|I don't know about that, but I know that you should give Glitch some bread
|This is in Reference to Froox's Friend.
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|Search deep within your mind and you'll know the answer.
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|That's a secret.
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|Forget that. Would you be down for pizza?
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|Sorry, I don't speak English right now.
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|I think that can be solved by Cheese
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|If I knew answer to that, I'd win a nobel prize.
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=== Special cases: ===
If you send a command, not ending in a question mark, then you get this response:

That's not a question! Questions end with question mark, I know that much.