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'''Resoniting under the influence''' (RUI) refers to using Resonite while under the influence of an unusual state of mind or various substances. It is generally recommended to avoid RUI at all costs as it may lead to ''funny'' situations with the community.
'''Resoniting under the influence''' (RUI) refers to using Resonite while under the influence of an unusual state of mind or various substances. It is generally recommended to avoid RUI at all costs as it may lead to ''funny'' situations with the community.



Revision as of 01:24, 27 March 2024

This article is satire, it doesn't represent reality and is designed to provide humor or entertainment.

Resoniting under the influence (RUI) refers to using Resonite while under the influence of an unusual state of mind or various substances. It is generally recommended to avoid RUI at all costs as it may lead to funny situations with the community.

The following list contains examples of what a RUI can be:

  1. Use of alcohol in a session (also called an "European session on a Friday night")
  2. Encountering Anomaly:007 too many times
  3. Abusing Lerp
  4. Uncooked Gloopie consumption
  5. Too many Plugins
  6. Get rotated idiot

Tips & Tricks

Avoiding RUI

Avoiding RUIs requires you to be careful about your surroundings and be aware of what is happening at all times. Remember, good friends don't let friends do RUIs.

FAQ

My friend is doing a RUI, what can I do for them?

This is most unfortunate, but thanks to modern science, we do have a reliable way to stop RUIs. For this, you will need to sacrifice three Mangos on a Thursday, between 23:12 and 01:22.

I am currently doing a RUI, how do I stop it?

Ask for a friend to do the steps provided in the previous point.

I don't have any friends, how can I do?

You can try spinning very fast, but the results of that method aren't reliable.