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''Not to be confused with [[wikipedia:Hot_take|Hot takes]].'' | ''Not to be confused with [[wikipedia:Hot_take|Hot takes]].'' | ||
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== General Opinions == | == General Opinions == | ||
# The Resonite logo is called a [[Gloopie]]. | |||
# [[7]] is not a number, it is actually a type of [[User:ProbablePrime|cheese]]. | # [[7]] is not a number, it is actually a type of [[User:ProbablePrime|cheese]]. | ||
# [[wikipedia:Eye_strain|Motion blur]] is fine and justified, actually. | # [[wikipedia:Eye_strain|Motion blur]] is fine and justified, actually. | ||
# A Resonite is a way to to play the [[wikipedia:Clarinet|clarinet]]. | # A Resonite is a way to to play the [[wikipedia:Clarinet|clarinet]]. | ||
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== Etiquette Opinions == | == Etiquette Opinions == | ||
# Do not touch my Flux or I will [[ | # Do not touch my Flux or I will [[ProtoFlux:Apply Character Force|shoot]] you. | ||
# "''Touching yourself is not currently supported in Resonite.''" - [[User:Frooxius|Frooxius]]{{Citation needed}} | # "''Touching yourself is not currently supported in Resonite.''" - [[User:Frooxius|Frooxius]]{{Citation needed}} | ||
== ProtoFlux Opinions == | == ProtoFlux Opinions == | ||
# [[ProtoFlux]] is actually very straightforward and easy to learn. | # [[ProtoFlux]] is actually very straightforward and easy to learn. | ||
# You should use [[Things to Avoid|Ref Hacking]] to spice up all your creations as it is a very exciting [[wikipedia:Blockchain|technology]]. | # You should use [[Things to Avoid#Reference IDs / "Ref Hacking"|Ref Hacking]] to spice up all your creations as it is a very exciting [[wikipedia:Blockchain|technology]]. | ||
# There is [[:Category:ProtoFlux:All|functions]] that you can [[ | # There is [[:Category:ProtoFlux:All|functions]] that you can [[Impulses|call]]. | ||
# The [[StripeWireMesh_(Component)|spaghetti]] between the nodes is actually edible. | # The [[StripeWireMesh_(Component)|spaghetti]] between the nodes is actually edible. | ||
# [[ProtoFlux:Continuously Changing Relay|Continuously Changing Relay]]<nowiki/>s aren't that bad I swear! | |||
== Avatar Opinions == | |||
# The default [[Avatar|avatar]] should<ref>The word 'should' is to be interpreted as described in [[rfc:2119|RFC 2119]].</ref> have cat ears. | |||
# [[Slot Count]] is the '''sole''' and '''only''' metric of an avatar's performance and should be kept below 50 at all times | |||
# Any [[ProtoFlux]] on an avatar should be [[Things to Avoid#Combining multiple nodes into the same slot|mono-packed]] to keep the aforementioned [[Slot Count]] low | |||
== Worlds Opinions == | |||
# All worlds shall be [https://www.osha.gov/complianceassistance/quickstarts/general-industry OSHA Compliant] (or local equivalent) | |||
Latest revision as of 11:25, 1 April 2024
- This article is satire, it doesn't represent reality and is designed to provide humor or entertainment.
Not to be confused with Hot takes.
Introduction
This page chronicles all the (un-)popular opinions about Resonite and the things inside it.
This page is an example of humor. Do not believe anything you read on it.
General Opinions
Etiquette Opinions
ProtoFlux Opinions
- ProtoFlux is actually very straightforward and easy to learn.
- You should use Ref Hacking to spice up all your creations as it is a very exciting technology.
- There is functions that you can call.
- The spaghetti between the nodes is actually edible.
- Continuously Changing Relays aren't that bad I swear!
Avatar Opinions
- The default avatar should[1] have cat ears.
- Slot Count is the sole and only metric of an avatar's performance and should be kept below 50 at all times
- Any ProtoFlux on an avatar should be mono-packed to keep the aforementioned Slot Count low
Worlds Opinions
- All worlds shall be OSHA Compliant (or local equivalent)