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slot count is the only performance metrics, right?
add OSHA compliance
 
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''Not to be confused with [[wikipedia:Hot_take|Hot takes]].''
''Not to be confused with [[wikipedia:Hot_take|Hot takes]].''


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== Etiquette Opinions ==
== Etiquette Opinions ==


# Do not touch my Flux or I will [[Apply_Character_Force_(ProtoFlux)|shoot]] you.
# Do not touch my Flux or I will [[ProtoFlux:Apply Character Force|shoot]] you.
# "''Touching yourself is not currently supported in Resonite.''" - [[User:Frooxius|Frooxius]]{{Citation needed}}
# "''Touching yourself is not currently supported in Resonite.''" - [[User:Frooxius|Frooxius]]{{Citation needed}}
# The default [[Avatar|avatar]] should<ref>The word 'should' is to be interpreted as described in [[rfc:2119|RFC 2119]].</ref> have cat ears.


== ProtoFlux Opinions ==
== ProtoFlux Opinions ==


# [[ProtoFlux]] is actually very straightforward and easy to learn.
# [[ProtoFlux]] is actually very straightforward and easy to learn.
# You should use [[Things to Avoid|Ref Hacking]] to spice up all your creations as it is a very exciting [[wikipedia:Blockchain|technology]].
# You should use [[Things to Avoid#Reference IDs / "Ref Hacking"|Ref Hacking]] to spice up all your creations as it is a very exciting [[wikipedia:Blockchain|technology]].
# There is [[:Category:ProtoFlux:All|functions]] that you can [[Types:Call|call]].
# There is [[:Category:ProtoFlux:All|functions]] that you can [[Impulses|call]].
# The [[StripeWireMesh_(Component)|spaghetti]] between the nodes is actually edible.
# The [[StripeWireMesh_(Component)|spaghetti]] between the nodes is actually edible.
# [[ProtoFlux:Continuously Changing Relay|Continuously Changing Relay]]<nowiki/>s aren't that bad I swear!


== Avatar Opinions ==
== Avatar Opinions ==


# [[Slot]] count is the '''sole''' and '''only''' metric of an avatar's performance and should be kept below 50 at all times
# The default [[Avatar|avatar]] should<ref>The word 'should' is to be interpreted as described in [[rfc:2119|RFC 2119]].</ref> have cat ears.
# [[Slot Count]] is the '''sole''' and '''only''' metric of an avatar's performance and should be kept below 50 at all times
# Any [[ProtoFlux]] on an avatar should be [[Things to Avoid#Combining multiple nodes into the same slot|mono-packed]] to keep the aforementioned [[Slot Count]] low
 
== Worlds Opinions ==


[[Category:Memes]]
# All worlds shall be [https://www.osha.gov/complianceassistance/quickstarts/general-industry OSHA Compliant] (or local equivalent)

Latest revision as of 11:25, 1 April 2024

This article is satire, it doesn't represent reality and is designed to provide humor or entertainment.

Not to be confused with Hot takes.

Introduction

This page chronicles all the (un-)popular opinions about Resonite and the things inside it.

This page is an example of humor. Do not believe anything you read on it.

General Opinions

  1. The Resonite logo is called a Gloopie.
  2. 7 is not a number, it is actually a type of cheese.
  3. Motion blur is fine and justified, actually.
  4. A Resonite is a way to to play the clarinet.
  5. This page took way too long to make.

Etiquette Opinions

  1. Do not touch my Flux or I will shoot you.
  2. "Touching yourself is not currently supported in Resonite." - Frooxius[Citation needed]

ProtoFlux Opinions

  1. ProtoFlux is actually very straightforward and easy to learn.
  2. You should use Ref Hacking to spice up all your creations as it is a very exciting technology.
  3. There is functions that you can call.
  4. The spaghetti between the nodes is actually edible.
  5. Continuously Changing Relays aren't that bad I swear!

Avatar Opinions

  1. The default avatar should[1] have cat ears.
  2. Slot Count is the sole and only metric of an avatar's performance and should be kept below 50 at all times
  3. Any ProtoFlux on an avatar should be mono-packed to keep the aforementioned Slot Count low

Worlds Opinions

  1. All worlds shall be OSHA Compliant (or local equivalent)
  1. The word 'should' is to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.